by koladmin | Dec 14, 2018 | Featured, humour, Kinver News
Kinver Parish Council has announced that, in the event of a no-deal Brexit, emergency supplies will be stored in Drakelow tunnels, and a section will be converted into housing and offices to ensure the village can continue to operate. All Parish Councillors and staff...
by koladmin | Nov 30, 2018 | Featured, humour, Kinver News
In an attempt to help children understand the problems many people suffer in the world, Kinver Schools have altered their nativity plays to emphasise the plight of many who find themselves in a war-torn country having to struggle to survive. The hard-hitting versions...
by koladmin | Nov 13, 2018 | Featured, humour, Kinver News
Kinver Parish Council have today announced that all celebrations in Kinver should be referred to as “Kinterval” to avoid any awkward problems with people who don’t celebrate Christmas. A spokesperson for the council said; “We need to move on,...
by koladmin | Oct 8, 2018 | humour, Kinver News
A photo of some dog poo hanging in a plastic bag has been sold at Sotheby’s for £86,000. The photographer, Arthur Gutheridge of Dark Lane, said he was walking through the woods on Kinver Edge, and he had a shot of inspiration, he said; “As I was walking, I...
by koladmin | Oct 5, 2018 | humour, Kinver News
Kinver has had many names over the centuries, and a new one is about to be written into the history books when the entire village is renamed “Kinver Services” in a new deal with the developers of the Western Orbital Motorway. In a first for Britain, new...
by koladmin | Sep 26, 2018 | Featured, humour, Kinver News
Residents were up in arms today when it was revealed that the new Burgesses development, recently approved by district councillors, was actually going to be based on the design of the famous Gherkin building in London. Rumours were rife around the village when Ken...