Kinver Not Info is satire. That means everything on here is made up, albeit sometimes with a toe in reality. Also, by calling it satire, it doesn’t even have to be funny, so if you don’t find stuff on here outright hilarious, well done, you’re our demographic!
What can I do if I’m offended by what I read?
We’re at pains to make sure that the content here is pretty mild. We’re unlikely to ever show pictures of local residents riding atop huge dildos, or anything else that would somehow bring hate on people. It’s just a bit of fun. Therefore, if you do find something offensive, it’s probably your problem, not ours. The easiest thing to do would be to click the little ‘x’ in the top right corner of the screen, turn the PC off and go have a sit-down and watch Loose Women or something.