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Sunak Cancels Kinver to Kidderminster High Speed Canal Links

Sunak Cancels Kinver to Kidderminster High Speed Canal Links

In a stunning turn of events, the much-anticipated high-speed canal boat service from Kinver to Kidderminster has been canceled. Although an election promise since 2019, and after many improvements had been planned for the upgrade to the current canal system, Rishi...

Man catches 30lb fish in Hyde Lane pothole

Man catches 30lb fish in Hyde Lane pothole

Keen angler Jack Hitoff was today celebrating catching his biggest ever fish after falling foul of the potholes in HydeLane. Jack, and his girlfriend Julie, were driving home when they hit a pothole and had to stop to change a tyre. As Julie got to work changing the...

Hyde Lane to be reclassified as off-road track

Hyde Lane to be reclassified as off-road track

People will be charged to drive on it, money raised will be invested in new roads in Codsall According to leaked documents received by Kinver Not Info, Hyde Lane will soon be reclassified as an off-road track, which people will be invited to drive on for £5 a go. An...

Kinver Constitutional Club To Ban Talking

Kinver Constitutional Club To Ban Talking

The committee of the Kinver Constitutional Club have today announced a new rule that will come into play on the 1st of December and will apply to all customers who drink inside the pub. The new rule will ban all talking when either standing or sitting in the pub...

New Permit Scheme For Kinver Doggers

New Permit Scheme For Kinver Doggers

After an outcry from villagers in past weeks, the number of visitors to Kinver Edge from people outside of the area is finally going to be tackled with a new permit scheme. Kinver is a well-known spot for doggers, but residents and the local council are concerned that...

Dogging to return to Kinver Edge from June 15th

Dogging to return to Kinver Edge from June 15th

Fans of watching each other have sex in cars have breathed a sigh of relief as Kinver Parish Council has announced that one of Kinver's favourite pastimes will return to the Edge from June the 15th. The easing of lock-down restrictions over the past few weeks has...

Panic Buying Causes Courgette Shortage In Hagley

Panic Buying Causes Courgette Shortage In Hagley

Shoppers have been asked to consider others when shopping as shelves were stripped of courgettes in and around Hagley and Stourbridge due to panic buying brought on by fears of coronavirus. As the UK comes to terms with the potential of the virus to disrupt supply...

New development off Hyde Lane to trial underwater house concept

New development off Hyde Lane to trial underwater house concept

Builders have today announced that the new housing development currently planned for a floodplain just off Hyde Lane will feature a new concept in underwater living. Rather than trying to solve the problem of flooding, the developers have come up with a clever concept...

Vine to become horror-themed restaurant. No changes needed.

Vine to become horror-themed restaurant. No changes needed.

The new owners of The Vine, Slug and Lettuce group, have today said that they will be reopening the vine as a "Saw 3" themed horror restaurant and bar, as this means it can be up and running in the quickest time possible. We Spoke to Mr. A. Nellsechs, marketing...

Williamson Banned From Con Club For Leaking WiFi Password

Williamson Banned From Con Club For Leaking WiFi Password

The Constitutional Club of Kinver has today announced that Gavin Williamson, ex-defence secretary and fireplace salesman, has been barred from the club for leaking the WiFi password to non members. A representative of the club said; "When people join the club, we...

Remote Amazon tribe starts fundraiser to save Kinver Edge trees

Remote Amazon tribe starts fundraiser to save Kinver Edge trees

After word of the National Trust's plans to cut down trees on Kinver Edge was spread on the Internet, the remote TI Hi-Merimã tribe, who have had their fair share of wood felling to deal with, decided to chip in and help. Tribe leaders have been in touch with...

National Trust to napalm 100 Acres of Kinver Edge

National Trust to napalm 100 Acres of Kinver Edge

Secret files have shown that the National Trust intends to use a quick and easy method of removing over 100 acres of trees from Kinver Edge. Consultants Kilgore & Co. have proposed that five Apache Gunships can be launched from a secret hanger in Drakelow Tunnels,...

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