A young woman who moved to Cookley after being told how great it is, has realised the error of her ways and has asked to move back into Kinver, although many are opposed her returning. She is now pregnant and living in a small house just down from the Eagle and Spur,...

Since Donald Tusk announced that there was a "special place in hell" set aside for Brexiters who didn't have a plan, the search has been on to find where that could be, and it appears Kinver High Street has the honour. In particular, the area just by the pinch point...

Mission nearly aborted over fish & chip sign A poorly positioned A-board advertising a village fish and chip shop nearly caused China to cancel their mission to map the dark side of the moon, risking an international incident. A spokesman for the Chinese Space...

It has emerged today that having seen how effective South Staffordshire waste bin placements have been at stopping pedestrians and wheelchair users walk along Kinver High Street, President Trump has order over five million of the bins for his new Mexican border wall....

Kinver Parish Council has announced that, in the event of a no-deal Brexit, emergency supplies will be stored in Drakelow tunnels, and a section will be converted into housing and offices to ensure the village can continue to operate. All Parish Councillors and staff...

In an attempt to help children understand the problems many people suffer in the world, Kinver Schools have altered their nativity plays to emphasise the plight of many who find themselves in a war-torn country having to struggle to survive. The hard-hitting versions...

Kinver Parish Council have today announced that all celebrations in Kinver should be referred to as "Kinterval" to avoid any awkward problems with people who don't celebrate Christmas. A spokesperson for the council said; "We need to move on, and in these more...

Residents were up in arms today when it was revealed that the new Burgesses development, recently approved by district councillors, was actually going to be based on the design of the famous Gherkin building in London. Rumours were rife around the village when Ken...

In a move sure to enrage already angry parents, Kinver High School have doubled down on its ruling that all school trousers and skirts include the KHS logo, and also stipulated that they must be embroidered with 18 carat gold thread. The new ruling comes as parents...

A new speed sign, recently erected on Hyde Lane as you enter the village, has been annoying visitors with flashing speed limits and smiley faces as they approach. However, one resident was left in shock when the sign began to "flip her the bird". Anita Beejay was...